Love, Intimate moments and Dreams: Woah

Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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You deserved it 290

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 703

WTF?

By Can't Believe It. - 03/02/2014 20:11 - United States - Fairview

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

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You deserved it 9 211

Freudian intensifies

By mouthwash - 11/11/2014 05:05 - United States - Gallipolis

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 743

You deserved it 4 612

By BrittUnicorn - 06/07/2015 15:14 - United States - Morristown

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 641

You deserved it 3 677

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 334

You deserved it 7 015

By xpxp2002 - 27/05/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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You deserved it 6 617

By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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You deserved it 387

Sorry Danny de Vito…

By Anonymous - 28/05/2021 14:00

Today, I met my celebrity crush in an official capacity, I was completely tongue tied and when I stood to shake her hand, I tripped and fell with my face in her cleavage. She thought it was funny, but I was mortified and my boss suspended me until security footage proves I didn’t do it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 171

By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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You deserved it 7 604

You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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You deserved it 108

tounces7 27

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:25

He's so not worth....I dunno. I mean what can one say about this one? It's just a dream. I'm sure you can....dream....better.

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:30

Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I guess even in dreams, Gilbert Gottfried just isn't a quick hook up kind of guy.

Comments

tounces7 27

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:25

He's so not worth....I dunno. I mean what can one say about this one? It's just a dream. I'm sure you can....dream....better.

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:30

Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I guess even in dreams, Gilbert Gottfried just isn't a quick hook up kind of guy.

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:42

Maybe the dream version of said celebrity has a sexual orientation that doesn't match yours..? Maybe your subconscious just... Gets it

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:44

Was it stank breath? You should have brushed your teeth before you approached your crush!

RhiRhi12120 5

Tuesday 4 December 2018 10:42

Hey! OP here. It was Noah Centineo and I was so glad when I woke up, and realised that he will never know me as that creepy fan girl who went to kiss him after meeting him.

Jorn van der Ar 13

Tuesday 4 December 2018 14:52

Apparently you don't have any real problems if you create ones like this. Or maybe you are twelve years old.

cheshireau 26

Tuesday 4 December 2018 15:33

I joking asked for a Celebs number during Supanova... and he said haha yeah right. I was a little cut, I wasn’t being serious, it was the tone of the reply.

Stan_The_Man 7

Wednesday 5 December 2018 3:42

Any person in your dream is part of your subconscious.... so really you rejected yourself... You may need to work on self confidence, start with positive affirmations on the daily.