Pregnancy and Kids: Wrap it up

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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You deserved it 109 352

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 10 167

By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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You deserved it 497

By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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You deserved it 7 207

Surprise!

By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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You deserved it 154

While I'm here…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 181

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 586

Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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You deserved it 320

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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You deserved it 6 742

davehorn 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:08

birth control dumbass!

knights95 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:11

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

Comments

kruschev33 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:00

good for you she is pregnant you are serving the human race and he is not going to kill you because of the punishment

seriouslythat 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:37

i put that you deserve it because you do... Maybe you should have waited?

kosmickart 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:59

deserve that one mate

caustin31 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:06

wtf?!!! ur quite tha genious. smarten up.

androiddestroya 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:12

great job fuckwad

rebeccuh 4

Friday 22 July 2011 0:25

ASS WIPE!! I hope her father messed you up BAD! ?

badactor009 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:31

Getting a 15 year old girl pregnant is no laughing matter. You deserve what you get, dumbass.

thisgirl313 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:29

You so deserve what you get.

Leachica 0

Friday 12 August 2011 9:55

birth control and condoms dude... you totally deserved it. good luck though. not with the dad with being a father. i was a teenage mother. its hard.

LyssaMc06 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:11

PROTECTION!!! I swear, there's no reason for any accidental pregnancies. There's so manu options to prevent that. Obviously, the guns didn't scare you. Maybe he should use them on you.