Pregnancy and Kids: Wrap it up

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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You deserved it 109 352

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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You deserved it 497

By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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Surprise!

By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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While I'm here…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 181

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 586

Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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You deserved it 320

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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davehorn 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:08

birth control dumbass!

knights95 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:11

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

Comments

WickedClownMCL 1

Friday 30 December 2011 4:07

Buy a 44 magnum, walk up to him and ask him advice on how to clean it. It will send a message to him that is meaningful and not overly agressive. Also, youll earn his respect. I speak from personal experience. But fire the gun a few times to make it look good.

Masterofkittens 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:55

Haha my cousin is 13 and preggers lol

TheLonelyPoet 0

Friday 10 February 2012 4:48

You. Stupid. Fucktard

MeesterMatt 3

Friday 9 March 2012 5:54

Buy her a metal coat hanger

Dew438 14

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:08

You doom.

SmokinPistol 1

Friday 13 April 2012 22:59

Obviously your balls weren't worth $5 for condoms :P

atishe24 9

Wednesday 18 April 2012 12:36

YDI for not waiting till you have what it takes to be responsible for such situations.

Fog_of_bodem 0

Monday 18 June 2012 5:52

That is the worst phonecall ever man I feel the same

Dallasluver19 14

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:07

...15 and pregnant?

Migole 36

Monday 2 July 2012 5:15

It has been said countless times...If you are too young to know about protection and sex and in general you shouldn't have it! If you absolutely don't want children always use multiple ways of protecion and always check what the package slip says...if in doubt ask a doctor! I've known about birth control since I entered puberty.