Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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xxWTFxx1981 23

I think n you are about to find out the meaning of a shotgun wedding lol

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bl3ur0z3 17

You clearly ignored his warnings.

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bobsanction 18

Shoulda put it in her butt.

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E2dav 5

So you're both underage & having unprotected sex??! Looks like his cleaning guns in front of you didn't really intimidate you that much, did it now?

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yourwifelovesme 25

Her dad probably wants to clean out the inside of your head with one of them now

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mas12806 24

Idk why y’all are assuming they didn’t use protection. They probably did but it failed

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hereforfmls 17

instead of insulting you heres some advice wait till shes 100 percent sure shes pregnant then step up talk to her father tell her you got her pregnant that you wanna do what's right that you'll stay with her that when you turn 16 you'll start looking for a job show him that you'll be the right kind of person who's willing to step up and do the right thing he could be less inclined to kill you you run he be more inclined

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mccuish 25

I wish you good luck in the afterlife

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