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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML.

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Snug as a bug…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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snowsock 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:28

Spices may help, but you don't snort them dumb ass.

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:30

That's pretty ******* retarded.

Comments

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

next time get some hot mustard and put it under your TONGUE.

shamille 5

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:50

you're supposed to EAT them not SNORT them, you loser!

xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:10

Take a hot shower, or you can eat a bit of horseradish or wasabi. :p What made you think it was a good idea to SNORT the spices? o.e

AmyBeth 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:22

Your supposed to inhale the pepper fumes dipshit.

Neferria 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:39

Eat wasabi next time. It works wonders.

greenrapsody 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:29

you're supposed to EAT the spices to clear a stuffy nose....................

yesfyourlife 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:56

You can snort spices to clear a stuffy nose. But not pepper. If you want to clear a stuffy nose or sinuses use finely ground ginger. I'll warn you, it'll burn for a minute or two, but it should clear up really quick.

letitbe56 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:14

Hahahaha, fail! What on earth made you think that SNORTING the spices clears your sinuses? You eat them, genius. If you want a homeopathic remedy, try a netty pot.