Intimacy and Love: Wrong number

Wrong number

By Hth - 08/11/2008 01:07 - United States

Today, for the 25th time, some Indian dude called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 7 796

Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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You deserved it 133

LEAVE ME ALONE

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 029

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:05 - United States

Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML

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You deserved it 3 402

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 4 834

Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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You deserved it 56 817

By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 252

You deserved it 5 001

By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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You deserved it 2 780

By dollarstorepwnr - 19/03/2011 05:37 - Canada

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

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Stay away!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 03:08 - Singapore

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML

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hardcore_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:50

Who answers their phone during sex? If you are on call get a seperate ring tone for your work number. Problem solved.

Warp_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:50

So you're not Pinkie. But since you're answering calls during sex, I think it's save to say that you aren't Brain either. ;p

Comments

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:05

how could anyone want to have sex with you if you are too stupid to turn your phone off?

PhoenixRose4 5

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:50

why the hell would u answer it during sex?

Sucks2beYouxD 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:34

What about turn off the cellphone, retard?

UConn_Huskies 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:01

you're a dumbass for answering the phone after seeing the same number 25 times! you suck, but seriously, why the **** would you keep answering?

mrswentz 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:32

Way 2 go #28!!!

EhLasalvadorena 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:21

its called "ignore" or "let it go to voicemail." your not forced to answer...oh and btw you can put your phone on silent. you should also tell the people calling for pinkie to **** off and they have the wrong number and not to call.