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By TheKunitzShow14 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 092
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NeverShoutDana 13

Some people should not be driving.. Hope you're okay, OP.

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Jasonf6 0

tell us you got their plate and called the cops.

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imbored666 5

......are you serious just say it hurts somewhere and sue him.... That will shut that retard up

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ImDB8 0

Well to be fair, that is how you got hit, I mean you're not gonna get hit if youre on the sidewalk and not walking through traffic

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moosechiefs 0

Are serious or utterly f*cking retarded?

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passinby 3

Sew them? That sounds like painful revenge. It would be very upsetting to be sewn... kind of like the human suit in Silence of the Lambs. Also the law wouldn't be very happy. Maybe OP should just sue them.

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gmc_blossom 21

Thank-you, 143. I was going to point that out. Your comment made my day, so thanks again. :)

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lokrar789 7

Sewing ppl is hard.. they always try to get away and stuff. And sueing just cost money. I say just give him a middle finger in his face and a nice freindly ball busting kick strait into the dick:^D

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hyden121 2

Did you pull them out of the car and beat some sense into them? You should have...

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bizarre_ftw 21

I hope you got their license plane number! Sue the a$$hole!!!!

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