Cars, Accident and Transportation: WTF FML

Agreed, people these days swear so often, it only makes them look like idiots, rather than "emphasizing". Then again, I hate plenty of "popular" things these days, like Eminem, or the word "epic".

shane27 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 17:55

I hope the driver got a dui.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:09

Well mayne you shouldve moved

lebronsucks 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:11

Sue them! That has happened to me before.

gtaguy1217 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:13

You should get the license plate number and then report it to the police.

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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