Wurdz is hard

By Holy Testacles - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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IconicLemon 8

HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

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ILoveZombieBoys 13

Knock yourself out Knck yourself ot Kik yourself Kill yourself

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dwtstapley 4

What does OP stand for?

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Jake_the_Giraffe 7

Maybe instead of that stupid pickup line, he could have followed up with "because you are so beautiful."

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DestinysChampion 17

"Hey, can I use your phone?" *Hands phone over* "Kill yourself" That, ladies and gentleman, is the greatest pickup line, ever.

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danijela 12

You guys are gonna get married I just know it.

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BlazeCaravelli 13

Why did you even have thay reflex? Wtf, OP?

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