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By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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I'm not lovin' it

By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 14:02

Today, at my new job at McDonald’s, they only had uniform pants in a size 36 or 56, nothing in between. I’m a size 40 so I squeezed into the 36. When I told my supervisor I couldn’t tuck my shirt into the pants like they asked, because I couldn’t close the top button, she told me to lose weight. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Thinning

By Anonymous - 12/06/2021 05:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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Help!

By LtlCheeseburger - 31/05/2012 18:15 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML

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By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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suyci 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:49

yeah.. you could've also prevented this.. it would have been weirder if you couldnt fit in the smallest size..

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 10:07

Take a 20-40 min walk every day and lose some weight... for your health's sake.

Comments

zebrapattern 6

Sunday 26 December 2010 15:30

k so do it

meowmeowwkitty 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 3:24

hit the gym!

anniearno 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 16:04

It's your own choice to be fat. Don't come on the internet and complain about it. Instead hit the gym or something.

donut_gurl 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 14:32

sometimes its not a choice, don't be an ass! could be medical problem. could be slow motabilism. etc. besides, they dont make clothes to fit normal sized people

mrwelsh3 0

Friday 4 February 2011 9:44

ew gross fat people are gross

kookey13 2

Friday 22 April 2011 4:33

get over yourself. I'm fat and I don't complain. I just know where to shop. target, cato, dress barn, and old navy all fit me and are super cute. if all you want is the brand name then get over yourself. wear what makes you look good and what's comfortable.

lhgurlz 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:21

oh don't worry abot it! I fit into a medium-large shirt cause of my chest, yet I can fit into 1 or 3 pants....

donut_gurl 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 14:28

oh boo hoo! quit whinning when ur a size 3

sweetheartslim 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:29

you kidding?

sweetheartslim 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:35

Ihave scoliosis which means I have a curved spine and my body is atrociously uneven. I can't wear skinny Minnie clothes because my body is on of the most hideous I have ever seen. and I like to shop at forever 21(I call it forever anorexicc 21), even though their sizes run small.queen latifah ain't fat,she just big boned, why can't you and I be the same way?

Thekbking 11

Monday 1 August 2016 8:48

the whole big boned thing is majority of the time inaccurate. like 95% of ppl have normal skeletal systems. maybe wide set hips or broad shoulders but to say a fat person is just big boned is a flat out lie. it's a proven myth.