XXXL

By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
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suyci 0

yeah.. you could've also prevented this.. it would have been weirder if you couldnt fit in the smallest size..

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Rollercoaster_fml 0

Take a 20-40 min walk every day and lose some weight... for your health's sake.

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mickmac 0

odd is juniors, even is women's. Therefore, a two in women's is a one in juniors and a four is a three

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FailureFYL 0

Do p90x.... Helps

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Bonesfan1424 0

Well YDI because weight gain is in your control

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Zingers 9

So you're complaining about being fat, which is more than likely your fault... and yet somehow, the store/society is to blame? lmao YDI

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monette1229 1

Go on the Atkins diet. Just look it up online. My dad does it. After one week he lost 19 pounds the weight comes off FAST. You have to eat absolutely NO carbs then after like 3 weeks you eat 50 or under a day but you don't have to work out or anything and you can eat fat. My dad started off almost 350 lbs and he's down to 320in 3weeks.

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HeatherFeatherB 31

"We only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears".

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seensuper 14

dont mean to sound mean but if you dont fit in the largest size in a store unless it is like hollister that really does sell small clothes i have heard then it is time to lose weight stores do usually sell clothes for the overweight

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