Students and Work: You can't explain that

You can't explain that

By anonymous - 20/02/2014 05:27 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was doing a science presentation about glucose. There were around 20 judges at the event who could've judged me, but instead I got judged by the only person in the whole entire world who doesn't know what glucose is, and doesn't think it exists. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 10:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Casey - 11/06/2009 12:59 - France

Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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klorehore 24

Thursday 20 February 2014 10:53

You could probably complain about the judge, explain the situation and ask for another one. It's worth a shot.

Crofty92 17

Thursday 20 February 2014 10:55

How can someone judging science presentations possibly not know what glucose is?

Comments

nana_star 27

Thursday 20 February 2014 11:26

Today on Punk'd...

superzs 10

Thursday 20 February 2014 11:30

Seeing that the brain works mainly on glucose and the judge thinks glucose doesn't exist, we can safely assume that his/her brain wasn't working. ;)

datmoetpijndoen 3

Thursday 20 February 2014 11:33

Only Dog can judge you

kueefler 1

Thursday 20 February 2014 16:51

Was that by chance a fallout new vegas dead money dlc reference? Even though how vague it may be?

Levvy 22

Thursday 20 February 2014 20:24

Probably not.

nerevarine94 12

Thursday 20 February 2014 11:44

Well shit

Steve95401 49

Thursday 20 February 2014 13:12

No, it's sugar.

donkinator 24

Thursday 20 February 2014 12:06

that is some seriously bad luck, sorry to hear that OP

asherm 15

Thursday 20 February 2014 12:50

Diabeetus

Curlytwirly22 17

Thursday 20 February 2014 13:06

3 letters FYL sorry bro some people just suck !!!

_kyleG_ 34

Thursday 20 February 2014 13:12

How does one not "believe in" a widely known chemical compound?

Steve95401 49

Thursday 20 February 2014 13:13

She blinded me with science.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 February 2014 13:23

Bad luck...it looks like they didn't do too well in physical science or skipped the digestive system....but with 20 judges you should have at least more than one grade... Good luck OP...