Love, Kids, Weird and Awkward: Imprinting

Imprinting

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 09:59

Today, the best friend I grew up with since primary school, who helped me be a single mom to my son, helping with bottle feeds, nappy changing and so on, has been shagging him since he turned 20. They’re getting married next year, despite the 24-year age gap. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Fiancé of the year

By Anonymous - 13/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

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You deserved it 139

The accident

By Anonymous - 27/05/2024 15:00

Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML

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You deserved it 984

Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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You deserved it 118

Kinda sus

By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By Username - 12/05/2011 11:09

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 8 February 2022 10:16

That’s extremely suspicious I think it started years before

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 8 February 2022 11:55

I don't see this one lasting very long, but sorry to hear it, OP. Might want to try to be there for your son - I suspect she's going to lost interest once he turns 25 and gets too old for her...

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AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 8 February 2022 10:16

That’s extremely suspicious I think it started years before

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 8 February 2022 11:55

I don't see this one lasting very long, but sorry to hear it, OP. Might want to try to be there for your son - I suspect she's going to lost interest once he turns 25 and gets too old for her...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 February 2022 16:31

She must have seen something she liked during those diaper changes.

Jesse Duff 15

Thursday 10 February 2022 6:16

your friend groomed him, that shit isn't right

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 13 February 2022 18:52

I have to admit, I got a little chuckle out of the Imprinting title of this FML, even though I'm a Twilight fan. But in all seriousness, grooming is a serious issue. Sounds like Christian Grey's backstory that got him into BDSM. Watch out for that!