You dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

If he broke up with you over something as small as that, then he was a douche anyway. OP you are free to met a better guy! Remember, you are not single. you're available.

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IWABO2_ 0

No theres no reason for me to shut up. I just asked 2 questions and you start bitching

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anorexicbarbie 8

If people were talking to you, you'd see a reply to your comment. You're stupid.

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FFML_314 11

OMG, you are really stupid. I mean really stupid. Why would you ask questions that already have answers? Only because I am all about helping my fellow man, I will tell you. Both the people you responded to, were talking about the people mentioned in the story. Do you feel better now, moron? Did you even read the story?

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IWABO2_ 0

But i didn't understand what the people underneath me were trying to say it doesn't have anything to do with me commenting above them.

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IWABO2_ 0

But i didn't understand what the split personality thing was about and im using my phones so theres no reply buttons on this at all.

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BereniceSnape 0

If he dumped you for that reason, than he is a dick and isn't worth your time.

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Mpsteve13 7

**** the other girls life. go be her friend

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IWABO2_ 0

See im gonna listen to mirobo because he/she doesn't bitch at me for asking 2 questions and she/he doesn't call me a moron.

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FFML_314 11

I call it like I see it. Grow a pair and quit crying.

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Mirorbo 26

I'm only not 'bitching' because it's not in my character to do so.

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IWABO2_ 0

This is the only thing im gonna respond 2 that: i wasn't the one who started bitching about 2 questions.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

IWA: If the comments below yours aren't replies to you-- which should be easy to figure out, since the numbers are out of order on replies, and the replies should be marked differently than new comments, no matter what app or site you're using-- just assume they're talking about the story. If there's another person out there who can't reply, but wants to address you, they'll start their new comment with either your number or some form of your name (the way I started this reply). Not everyone who posts after you is talking to you. Few of them are, actually. Keep posting like this, and you might get moderated for spamming. It's ok to get confused, but replying like this gets annoying. If you really need to know something, you can go to the classic version of the site (NOT the mobile version), and send them a private message.

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