You OK?

By erin1985 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
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Top comments

Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.

I'm sorry that sucks. I take it there wasn't a second date?

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mr_miyagi 0

YDI for lying about being fine

Can we get a 3rd option, something along the lines of 'Big ******* deal?' Facial gashes bleed a lot. It happens, get over it.

cypressreene 0
robtuffguy 0
atomicbaboon 0

hey, better blood up there than lower. clean up, take him home, and GET SOME!!

at least now you have a funny story to tell, if you continue to date lol