You OK?
By erin1985 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By erin1985 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
Kudos for not being a sissy.
Can we get a 3rd option, something along the lines of 'Big ******* deal?' Facial gashes bleed a lot. It happens, get over it.
Hit your head on his concrete?
Haha, is she the Virgin Mary or something?
at least now you have a funny story to tell, if you continue to date lol
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Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.
I'm sorry that sucks. I take it there wasn't a second date?