You OK?
By erin1985 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
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I'm sorry that sucks. I take it there wasn't a second date?
wow, that really sucks... how did he react?
lol I guess it wasn't fine after all
Reyo
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Actually, this isn't as much of an FML...well...when you get past the whole "My face was bleeding" part. You probably made the guy feel like some sort of action hero...unless he acted like a complete putz, in which case I suggest you start dating actual men.
Rickymonkeypants
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I would have rofl
cucuto89
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Today, I lied. fml
Maybe she thought she was ok. Don't accuse her of lying.
Jdelakas
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lol. I doubt it.
If he didn't go out with her on a second date because of that he is an asshole
WhatANoob
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YDI or sleeping with your grandpa
I betcha she got a second date because the man must have felt bad. and besides it being painful, not really a fml.
peacefullly
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wait did u fall out of ur chair and hit the concrete or like just moved so fast u forgot were the floor was??kinda confusing
michael32123
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he prob said "you're the lady, clean it up"
soooo true
that not bad
if you don't bleed, you're pregnant.
lolcano
Ouch, it's not too bad.
That's not bad? I don't know why but I keep picturing the OP looking all dizzy and staring into space and then like a scene out if some film, blood starts running down. *realizes she needs help* kthanksbye
TriflingAllDay
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Nothing makes my women bleed execpt my own hannndd!
Just_Me_143
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I guess that will teach you not to lie about if you're ok or not. but really I hope you feel better, and I'm sure if he's a nice guy he will feel compasionate toward you. if he doesn't he's not even worth a second date.
anonmc
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I'm sure shock was involved. then, it's not lying, it's shock keeping her from feeling the immediate effects of the accident.
no i think the guy should appreciate that she didnt scream or start crying..it says a lot that she was bleeding and make deal out of it..i'm just saying
**i mean DID NOT make a big deal lol
How is this an FML? This kinda stuff happens all the time.
Just_Me_143
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yes, exactly thehoodie people fall and their faces start to bleed all the time.
OP never fell on their face...
Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.
kayiscoolllll
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omg! I thought I was the only one!!
It could of been worse,you could of started your period!
pft be a greatful your a chick if it was a guy he'd look weird gurls are VERY judgemental. I bet he was very worried about u, us guys are pretty protective like that p.s. u got a date u cant be ugly, so you've got nothing to complain about. Others cant even get a date
I wanna know how that was possible, how fast was your face traveling at to smash into the floor to make your head bleed?
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Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.
I'm sorry that sucks. I take it there wasn't a second date?