wow, that really sucks... how did he react?

lol I guess it wasn't fine after all

Actually, this isn't as much of an FML...well...when you get past the whole "My face was bleeding" part. You probably made the guy feel like some sort of action hero...unless he acted like a complete putz, in which case I suggest you start dating actual men.

I would have rofl

Today, I lied. fml

Maybe she thought she was ok. Don't accuse her of lying.

lol. I doubt it.

If he didn't go out with her on a second date because of that he is an asshole

YDI or sleeping with your grandpa

I betcha she got a second date because the man must have felt bad. and besides it being painful, not really a fml.

wait did u fall out of ur chair and hit the concrete or like just moved so fast u forgot were the floor was??kinda confusing

he prob said "you're the lady, clean it up"

soooo true

if you don't bleed, you're pregnant.

lolcano

That's not bad? I don't know why but I keep picturing the OP looking all dizzy and staring into space and then like a scene out if some film, blood starts running down. *realizes she needs help* kthanksbye

Nothing makes my women bleed execpt my own hannndd!

I'm sure shock was involved. then, it's not lying, it's shock keeping her from feeling the immediate effects of the accident.

no i think the guy should appreciate that she didnt scream or start crying..it says a lot that she was bleeding and make deal out of it..i'm just saying

**i mean DID NOT make a big deal lol

OP never fell on their face...

omg! I thought I was the only one!!

Win!