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You really shouldn't have!

By Anonymous - 10/04/2025 11:00 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 257

You deserved it 69

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By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 346

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By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 516

You deserved it 426

By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 243

You deserved it 964

By clinictime - 11/04/2012 23:05 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 531

You deserved it 5 050

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

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By David - 29/10/2022 22:00

Today, after celebrating our 5 year anniversary, my girl told me that’s she loves me, but is not in love with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 888

You deserved it 109

By fuck - 16/12/2014 21:04 - Norway - Slemmestad

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 548

You deserved it 37 405

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 559

You deserved it 2 822

Lost Reggie 21

Thursday 10 April 2025 21:08

Yikes, but love is love. See others too, but both of you should be upfront about the condition.

dreams2383 18

Friday 11 April 2025 1:22

no he dumps her ass

Comments

Lost Reggie 21

Thursday 10 April 2025 21:08

Yikes, but love is love. See others too, but both of you should be upfront about the condition.

dreams2383 18

Friday 11 April 2025 1:22

no he dumps her ass

Wadlaen 23

Friday 11 April 2025 0:08

Sounds like you've been screwed...

GoogieWithers 23

Friday 11 April 2025 2:16

If you don't want an open relationship, then you know what you need to do. After seeing a doctor.

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