You walked into that one, dude

By mee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML
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Yog_Sahaw 0

I hope it gave you a concussion. You're there to work, not to act like a six year old.

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DahkLohd 4

You could almost click "YDI" after reading just the first 7 words.

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sourgirl101 28

Wow #1! I didn't expect you out of all people to say such a thing. You look like you would enjoy scaring people too.

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DahkLohd 4

^ Nah, I'm more into the controlling, torturing, and killing departments. People get scared on their own. :)

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds justified. Why would you attempt to spread misery to others? Life is horrible enough on its own without you adding to the torture of existence. In your defense, at least you were breaking up the monotony. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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iSitt 0

xms musak fmls mean halloween is over. Op is lucky he didn't get shot.

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fakeaccountX 6

I hope it hurt, scumbag! Next time instead of my skateboard, I'm bringing a knife!

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renaet 0

Right? Anything starting with "I thought" deserves a YDI.

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dre_bro11 12

hmmm... after trying to scare people fails, OP has the balls to come here and post an FML for sympathy? Not working. YDI

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sexybeastsexybea 0

the first seven words are : today, I thought it would be funny. that's a ydi?

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coper169 0

today some weirdo jumped out at me to scare me. I whacked him in the face with my skateboard, and then he got pissed at me. FML

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ImFrackinBored 13

Skateboards hurt like hell to get hit by -___- especially ones with vicious griptape... That stuff leaves scars

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LegraMR 1

At least you had ice on hand for the swelling!

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Yog_Sahaw 0

I hope it gave you a concussion. You're there to work, not to act like a six year old.

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Grell_fml 0

Sorry, mom... :/ It won't happen again.

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nommnom_fml 0

well it's too late mr/ms sutcliffe. ur fired :)

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lakaiskate 12

You were truck ******. Dude I'm sorry that stuff hurts

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DocBastard 38

So you are pulling juvenile pranks, and a coworker has a skateboard? Where do you work, Chuck E Cheese? Idiot.

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sarah48_fml 0

I don't think a coworker hit him.. I think op was trying to scare the customers/guests.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Victim is a green advocate. That explains the skateboard. lol

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ryanst 7

DocBastard being corrected?? What is this world coming to..

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ShatteredDreams8 0

correcting somebody doesn't make it right. e.g. *whts da wold cumin two

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Ninjafriends 1

Tell me where you work, I'm going to start passing out hammers.

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