You walked into that one, dude

By mee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML
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Top comments

I hope it gave you a concussion. You're there to work, not to act like a six year old.

Comments

perdix 29

It was the random aspect of that ruined your plan. You should have chosen victims that were old, frail and not armed with blunt instruments. The ensuing heart attacks would have been ******* hilarious!

Iknoweverything 29

Except old frail people are armed with canes and oxygen tanks, which probably hurt worse. And most of them are strong enough to handle being startled and not worry about heart attacks. Granted this FML would have been more complete if the Op lost his job over this. HE would have definitely lost his job if an old person had a heart attack.

perdix 29

I know some frail, old people are armed with prosthetics and life-support systems -- the OP should have stayed hidden while these ones walked by. But, as far as losing his job is concerned, if he worked at a funeral home, he'd be awarded Employee of the Month for drumming up business! :)

i would say something clever right now, but seriously dude. wtf?

xundria 5

Well... maybe you should have thought twice about this brilliant idea of yours, huh?

RedPillSucks 31

I'm sure it was funny to the people watching your dumb ass get wacked.

ToriMichelle 0