Health, Embarrassing and Accident: You walked into that situation, mate

You walked into that situation, mate

By sylverster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

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mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

well that was stupid, things don't disappear after a wave of your magic finger

Gravitex 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

Lmao omg thats funny as crap

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:00

Hilarious! I would've laughed at you too haha.

husko7 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:30

This is in my top 10 FMLs .....hilarious

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:32

hahahaha wow, that almost sounds like something I would do xD

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:51

Well, isn't karma a bitch(:

Igor_g5 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:57

Stupid!!!

sappy0 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:08

OMG! I can't stop laughing!! :P

EVELYNandDIEGO 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:10

your so mindless :D

shinydragonmist 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:19

That is nothing I know this person who said, "I sprained my arm by tripping over water." those were her exect words. okay that is what I meant

Tipster982 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:53

Try looking where you are going next time genius!!

MrCoolPants 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:05

Dude do you leave a comment on every FML anyway just wanted to say that you have a really ******* weird pic

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