What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

YDI for eating at KFC, and for thinking "your mom" jokes still hold any comedic value.

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rosy_fml 0

You could've just ended with "His mom was in town visiting for the weekend". Don't tell us what to do.

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allmidnighteyes 10

YDI for eating at KFC, and for thinking "your mom" jokes still hold any comedic value.

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allmidnighteyes 10

"I Joke like that all the time?" That doesn't make it funny =p

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The_Pleb 0

Ill let you finish midnight eyes, but i personally still find "your mom" jokes funny. So tell yo mom that she still owes me for last night. Thankyou come again

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Veritas143 0

I love KFC..which reminds me I haven't eaten there in forever! I think it's time for an entire bucket of Original Kentucky Fried Chicken!

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myballs 0

So you bought into that PETA crap? I don't like KFC, but **** are you a tool.

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aero_fml 0

Dude your mom jokes aren't funny but they're great to bust someone's balls. This is awesome, but automatic YDI for saying 'Guess who'.

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DameGreyWulf 0

KFC is great, if you get a nice one. As for the "your mom" jokes - nicely placed they can be hilarious. The key to any good joke is good timing. However, OP fails because even if she wasn't there, that wouldn't even be remotely funny. Especially in a KFC. Though I have to wonder why the room mate would ask who he was there with. What, people can't eat alone anymore?

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WTFsGoingOn 0

My mom would not have been offended. And the fact that the roommate's mom WAS there is what really made the joke worthwhile anyhow. Imagine how lame it would have been otherwise.

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myhairynutsack 0

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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Taolan 23

*jeff foxworthy voice* You might be a fatty if... (see above)

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

Agreed. If you were eating at Popeyes then it's a whole different story but KFC man. KENTUCKY FRIED CRAP

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rosy_fml 0

You could've just ended with "His mom was in town visiting for the weekend". Don't tell us what to do.

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xladylarienx 18

Wait - the way I read that was that OP's mom was sitting there... Now I'm confused! Dammit, just tell us whose mom it was and don't have us guessing!! :P Oh and yeah, you're a douche.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

thank you #2! OP, that format is very old. go to MLIA with that shit.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Why was _THE_MASTER_'s comment moderated? I remember it only saying that the OP should take his way of wording the FML to MLIA. Nothing against the rules, nothing offensive that warranted moderation. Have those 4 letters become the Voldemort of FML? "Site that must not be named" oh noes, baddd ju-ju

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Preston_Pope 0

yeaahh.....something peculiar about the words "sexy date" ?

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goldy18 0

lololololololololol, karma's a bitch, huh?

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perdix 29

A woman who eats at KFC is disgusted by the prospect of being with you? You must be disgusting. Tell her where you want to put your face, and you like that area to be Extra Crispy. She'll change her mind ;)

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damiksta 2

ROFL #9 but yeah that kind of crappy .1 because u were eating kfc .2 because ure still using your mum jokes

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DynamicDave 11

Um...mine? No wait, yours! No. Ah, crap I give up. Tell me.

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