This reminds me of a joke. A woman has been having trouble sleeping lately because her dog snores. In desperation, she calls her vet. He recommends that she tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he'll stop snoring. That night, when the dog begins to snore, she takes a red ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the snoring stops. Her husband stumbles in later that night drunk and starts to snore once he gets to bed. She wonders if the trick will work on him so she takes a blue ribbon and does the same thing she did to the dog. It works and she has a peaceful night. The next morning, she heads off to work. Her husband wakes up and notices the ribbons tied around both him and his dog's testicles. He looks at the dog and remarks "I have no idea where we were last night, but we won first and second place."

Sleep on the living room couch? You may get more sleep that way..