By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 359
You deserved it 3 923
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Mr_Saikaly 35

I guess there will be no honey moon :)

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Iamnotmyself 17

Nah, I'm guessing they could have a weird fetish honeymoon if they wanted. Or they could spend their honeymoon like a boss and meditate. psh who am I kidding FYL OP.

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logan_ptown 0

I smell a law suit

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Dontstealmyname 11

Just wondering, how does a law suit smell like?

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MrSassypants 32

19 like cornbread. Don't ask why it smells like cornbread... it just does... it just does.

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Iwashere12345 0

fool, you don't sue someone for food poisoning

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at0micmin3r 23

Actually, you do. You're giving someone BAD FOOD. They could DIE from that.

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cynide 13

did it atleast taste good?

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Jacobt24 19

Isn't there usually just cake at a wedding reception?

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Livinia 11

Seriously? Have you ever been to a wedding reception?

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yourlifesfucked 0

Lol, thanks for savin me the trouble. At my cousin's wedding we had venison sausage, burgers, steak, and i shit you not, slim jims... my cousin's a redneck =P

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yourlifesfucked 0

Lol, thanks for savin me the trouble. At my cousin's wedding we had venison sausage, burgers, steak, and i shit you not, slim jims... my cousin's a redneck =P

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Jacobt24 19

I've been to 3 but I was little. That's all I remember

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LilSideTwerk 0

no Honey . There's A thing called a reception an after Party!

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unvmesucka 0

I decided to backspace my first intended response @62 and will leave it at Fyl.

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Dontstealmyname 11

#11 - You can't even get your grammer right and you want to call others a dumbass? Also, I don't understand how OP deserves it. It's not like he knew he was going to get food poisoning from the caterer he ordered from. So, that being said, who's the dumbass now huh?

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hook_em 0

hahaha 22 you failed if you are giving a grammar lesson be sure you can spell grammar the right way

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hollysterT 0

I think it's funny when someone tries to correct others grammar. when allllllllll of us make grammar mistakes :3 usually from keyboards. ha. just cause there is a grammatical error doesn't mean we are sTo0pId(;

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Carmenx3 0

#22: it's funny how u say that but u spelled grammar wrong.

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rbubbles 20

I hope you didn't pay the ******* the full amount

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birdfreak 24

she/he shouldn't pay the ******* at all!

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