Close encounters
By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States
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By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States
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By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States
"no,sir i think not.ER now"
1 Nope, I noticed.
maybe some STD or something or a lot of STDs like the man equivalent of a blue waffle
I would have kicked it and walked away..
3- I'm assuming nuclear radiation or something cool
maybe his dick is normal yours is not? or he has an STI
Only after sleeping with a hooker in Thailand
74 lmao :D
#74 Speaking from experience?
Yes, auzzrage. The burning sensation when you pee is entirely normal.
...Just go back in your stall and hope it doesn't touch you
Id straight up sparta kick that ****** pervert in the chest
Maybe he had an actual beehive on there!! Or was there just a lot of red pubes?? Either way, if it looked angry, run bitch run!!!
scarred and awkward? LOL!
I hopw you said yes..
I wonder how many "next to me"s can be put together before I realize there's more than 1
And ihop with you sounds delicious
Why would you hope that???
Because that's how his looks and he wants it to be normal
^ like your picture.... :-0==={~}
I ate a live cute puppy once
:O
38 you made my day
38: that's a fennec fox, not a puppy.
Awkward
ew....
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"no,sir i think not.ER now"
No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either