By cyzn - 14/07/2014 17:59 - Canada - Sorel

Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML
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cyzn 18

Hey everyone, Your comments made me laugh! So here we go, when I was backing up I think he was more concentrated in what I was doing and not really looking at what was behind me (which he should of but anyways) when I hit my head he obviously started laughing and he grabbed me towards him and kissed my head (while continuing to laugh) Hes a sweet guy, I have a tendency of walking into walls or backing up into brick walls lol. My head was totally fine just a little headache afterwards. For in the future always check your surroundings aha. As for the whisper app, I posted that post about this fml with the grey brick wall background, just making sure, Everything is a secret on that app so i had no other way to show/prove that it was me, but anyways its not the end of the world. Thank you everyone who was concerned and made me laugh!

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Welshite 39

He makes you that lightheaded hmm? That's a sign of true love right there.

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Welshite 39

He makes you that lightheaded hmm? That's a sign of true love right there.

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sofaqueen_ 14

Just laugh it off and continue. It's okay OP it happens to the best of us :)

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Random4Dayz 19

Maybe the brick wall wanted some action!

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AmbientFTW 6

^ stay Positive there Punk, you'll find a girl eventually.

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Enslaved 36

You might not think so but I'm sure the boyfriend could have thought differently. OP was trying to be playful and flirty. Some guys pick up on cues like licking lips, playing with your hair, exposing your neck etc... As a joke/experiment, I once ate a banana in front of my BF with direct eye contact. You never know what odd things can turn one on 'til you try.

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salvorican 24

I agree with you 34. But I honestly don't think I could eat a banana seductively with a straight face.

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Enslaved 36

#41 Yeah, it was hard :P keeping a straight face. Lol I was worried he'd might have enjoyed it more if I had choked a little on it. Also -- Reading body language and facial expressions are also ways to communicate. Why would someone limit themselves to only talking? Don't you know "Hips Don't Lie"?

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cyzn 18

Hahaha im always trying to be cute for my boyfriend

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blazerman_fml 17

Yep.Yep.Yep.Handy notes.Was that one banana or two?I'm guessing this works for the opposite gender too right? Hips don't lie xD Shakira

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mete_orito 34

#34 I definitely think that if you had chocked on that banana, it would have been better. :-D

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tellyc 27

I realize I didn't make this clear I was referring to the hitting of the head! Aha

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blazerman_fml 17

^Even if Shakira was smashing her head into a wall I would still find her sexy!Her ass is out of this world!and her hips do not lie!

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DArthurVaderian 18

I am now imagining Flanders saying that while watching music videos

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Llama_Face89 33

45- damn doesn't look like you really have to try. You're gorgonzola!

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AmbientFTW 6

Yes she is a big wedge of cheese...and you wonder why you're single.

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1two3four5six 23

I would have just kissed him if I were OP. I mean, he's already your boyfriend.

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amberr_harperr 15

well maybe he'll still like the sexual reference and ignore the embarrassment and not make a big deal out of it

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Koppol 15

Hopefully the impact didn't cause her lip to bleed. That would be pretty hard to overlook.

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1two3four5six 23

I would have just kissed him if I were OP. I mean, he's already her boyfriend.

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Solarfaze 20

At least you didn't break anything...?

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Drizl 17

He probably felt bad for you and kissed you anyway!

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JRT98 12

Or he's an asshole and laughed.... I hope he'd still kiss though just to be nice, bricks hurt.

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Respect101 17

you don't have to be an asshole to laugh at that, more than half of the people put in that situation would laugh, and make sure the person is okay at the same time.

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JRT98 12

I mean like, laugh and not help, that's a asshole move. I know I'd laugh, but also help.

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