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By Bugggo - 19/03/2025 10:00 - United States

Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML

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By Esther - 25/04/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

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He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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By Cassie - 16/12/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me and told me to untag him in a picture I posted of us on Facebook. Apparently his girl best friend saw the photo and got upset with him because he never told her about our relationship. She’s no longer speaking to him and he blames me. We’ve been dating for 7 months. FML

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You deserved it 109

By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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Private life

By Iohn michael - 01/01/2025 14:00 - United States

Today, a girl I rejected, who is also a good friend, wrote on Facebook, “I’m never letting a guy get close to me again!” when I finally posted my new girlfriend. I avoided posting her before to avoid hurting her feelings because I knew she was still pining for me. Now I feel like an asshole and I lost a good friend. FML

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You deserved it 219

Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 19 March 2025 16:02

Either you want to be with your best friend or you want to be with your girlfriend. Choose. You should be with someone who doesn't have to hide you on social media.

maverick83 15

Wednesday 19 March 2025 15:59

Good. Hopefully they both realize what a deceptive little weasel you are and ditch your lying ass.

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maverick83 15

Wednesday 19 March 2025 15:59

Good. Hopefully they both realize what a deceptive little weasel you are and ditch your lying ass.

GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 19 March 2025 16:02

Either you want to be with your best friend or you want to be with your girlfriend. Choose. You should be with someone who doesn't have to hide you on social media.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 19 March 2025 16:09

Juggling is hard. When you try to keep multiple balls in the air you end up with them in your own hands, generally.

UnbrokenRose 10

Wednesday 19 March 2025 16:42

I can't decide if I feel bad for your girlfriend or not. Sh*t like this is exactly why I would never date a man who has a female best friend. 🙃

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 19 March 2025 23:31

How can your best friend not know that you have a girlfriend? Now you might have to settle with just your girlfriend, as long as you can avoid telling her the truth...

ninithel 21

Thursday 20 March 2025 2:17

so much of a bestie you didn't tell her you have a girlfriend? you and I have different definition of "bestie". Mine doesnt involve wanting to sleep with them when I have a partner and not telling them I've crush on them.