Or hypoallergenic.

Buy several types. Get little 4-packs so she can try them and pick one.

Wonder how she feels about baby wipes...

Shitty situation.

She wipes her butt along the ground like a dog.

Pine cones....

Or she just... soaks in her nastiness... ew *shivers*

Three seashells

Each to *their* own?

I say doubling up on socks is a better way to go. That way, you have extra socks to only store banana leaves in.

I collect socks for an entirely different, but essential, reason.

I hope your mother never has to come across that collection under your bed, 20.

Pfft. I got the best of my socks framed and hung on the wall. They are my pride and joy.