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By WhatTheFuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Bridgeview

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML
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Yazoo77 16

Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

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Yazoo77 16

Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Buy several types. Get little 4-packs so she can try them and pick one.

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lexiieeex3 32

Wonder how she feels about baby wipes...

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ermagherdaturdis 26

I don't even want to know what she means by that.

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Welshite 39

She wipes her butt along the ground like a dog.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Pine cones....

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mylittlecookie 17

Or she just... soaks in her nastiness... ew *shivers*

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Welshite 39

Banana leaves work wonders. Just sayin'. I carry a few with me at all times in case I have an "emergency".

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MrSassypants 32

I say doubling up on socks is a better way to go. That way, you have extra socks to only store banana leaves in.

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Welshite 39

I collect socks for an entirely different, but essential, reason.

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OysterPearls 33

I hope your mother never has to come across that collection under your bed, 20.

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Welshite 39

Pfft. I got the best of my socks framed and hung on the wall. They are my pride and joy.

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cat4651 15

Oh I truly hope she washes up somehow.

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theweirdobot 12

Your username is very appropriate, OP.

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