She may reek of faeces but all humans lived this eat in the Pleistocene and during the ice age when starvation, hypothermia and wild animals like bears, sabre toothed cats and woolly mammoths posed greater threats to humans than disease and illness whether modern man or primitive Neanderthal

To each their own I guess......

Try corncob after the hens picked it clean and of course the farmers almanac was hung in many a outhouse. ....or by stuff without fragrances.

So what does she use to wipe her butt? A gust of wind.

So what exactly is she allergic to in the toilet paper?

Okay, too gross!

Your grandma is going to get sores

That must have been a shitty story

Was she married?

I would think you would get very uncomfortable down under