Don't...don't try to imagine

meant to like it, sorry!

No one says "yanking it"

Except that OP is no longer in the hood.

Probably because you could have someone take care of your all your basic needs. Where he would have to still make meals, go to the store, get gas, clean up after everything if he single. Adulting means being passed out on pain meds for 3 or so days and waking every now and then for someone to bring you food isn't going to happen unless someone is willing to do that. He does need to go back to work at some point. You can missing school for several days for medical needs, but you do run out of sick time and short term disability does not pay you full pay check dollars.

And give your family lots of pain?

Okay, I know that area is extremely sensitive for guys, but that's going a little too far.

I really hope you're joking.

Haha suicide joke, so funny

I'm a girl and I cringed. The idea of a stitch getting caught on anything makes me cringe, but on private parts, ahh {shivers}. Hope you heal quickly op!