Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but...

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

Comments

colortherainbowx 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Dumbfuck. Wouldn't you know it was too early when it was ******* dark outside your window?

ryan__h 1

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

:( that really sucks

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:17

I thought everybody looked at the clock BEFORE they get up.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:19

im a Ryan to!

Clare420 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:39

FYL I hate waking up

mak3_1t_ra1n 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 20:25

ah dang sux that u missed school, hate it when I take too long to get ready

joce445 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:58

It was 3:22 am not pm.

FrescoLove 10

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:18

Fail

Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Jbiebs82 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:17

Well you'll be early?

dancingqueen5678 1

Thursday 17 February 2011 22:39

Smart move.

c0c0_fml 16

Wednesday 12 September 2012 21:56

I don't know where you live and what time you usually start work but didn't you notice it was still dark outside ? I guess you must've been really tired lol

thatguynamedsky 32

Thursday 26 March 2015 21:04

SAME HERE! except my dad "accidently" woke my up at 3am, whats with 3 of all time

dtran09 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

Props for getting up I guess..

schnoid 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

wow, u woke up and didn't bother looking at your clock? wtf is wrong with u?

x3cristinaaaa 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

hahaha def have done this before, don't worry it happens. that just meant you got to sleep in a little later because you didn't have to get ready when you woke up.

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

manoverboard 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

I used to do that soooo much when I was younger. It pissed me off. xD

towell777 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:18

Wow that sucks for you... I hate waking up so i look to see what time it is. I thought that would be the first thing you would do.FYL just because i feel sorry for you.