By thanks_world - 26/12/2013 06:48 - United States - Everett

Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Yikes! Hope the three year old is okay.

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PurpleDrankkx 7

The real question is, why was he holding him while hammered lol

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ThomasBombadil 31

Yikes! Hope the three year old is okay.

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

Why was he holding the baby when he was hammered!?

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jazzy_123 20

Holidays wouldn't be as wonderful without family right? lol

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Enslaved 36

Or why didn't anyone keep the three year old far away from the hammered dad?! The child doesn't need to be exposed to a sloppy drunk!

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killmenow03 21

Is nobody going to comment on the fact that he took 18 freaking shots?

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phatdaddy62 23

Number 28, you've obviously never been around hard-core drinkers.

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FangirlingAlways 14

Times like this I am glad my dad can hold his beer.

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blackman100 20

Then again, #45, eighteen shots of vodka is a bit different than a beer.

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Wizardo 33

This is why you should keep strong liquor away from celebrations with young family if not altogether but in other words happy belated birthday Jesus day to everyone.

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thief1434 23

Yeah! They really shouldn't let the father over for New Years! XD

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PurpleDrankkx 7

The real question is, why was he holding him while hammered lol

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Carebeareatu 23

I hope your cousin is alright and shame on him for being that irresponsible..

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Ukeee_X 19

Shame on the cousin? Grammar please. But yes, I agree.

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Carebeareatu 23

Yes, because everyone's first thought will now be that I'm accusing the toddler of being irresponsible. Really?

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Kataclysm97 32

Umm...Maybe New Year's will go better? I hope for you that it does...but keep your dad from drinking too much If you can :s

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blcksocks 19

I hope there was at least one pic or a videos to prove what he did...

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blcksocks 19

I am gonna down vote myself. I shouldn't be commenting when I am hungover.

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polishguy05 15

As long as your cousin is okay just be glad that nothing worse happened, alcohol is a start for a lot of problems

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sickerthanyou 13

at least he didn't pull out his penis to ensure a proper celebration.

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