Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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mercedes3210 6

Friday 31 December 2010 12:22

cute! lol

CRrawsum 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:51

I shower naked.

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devileyekill 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:16

He wanted clean shorts?

sixtimessix 0

Friday 31 December 2010 15:21

I don't think so number one. I believe he has a case of "never nude."

zzyber 4

Friday 31 December 2010 18:50

He's a nevernude!!

XxSKELETOxX 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 1:57

Hot damn, some people that know about Arrested Development!

dav3800 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:51

He probably did...

TheTweaker 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:17

Haha just like Tobias.

evry1luvspuns 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:51

.............LIKE A BOSS!

tanyakay 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:16

*trunks

Bubblerider 3

Friday 31 December 2010 12:18

did he drive his swimming trucks in the shower?

mercedes3210 6

Friday 31 December 2010 12:22

cute! lol

percawesome 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:02

haha! this is awesome

daaron 3

Friday 31 December 2010 13:33

what's wrong with that at least he cares you never know could be tempted got a little excited pop there's our baby honey

ActiveForce 0

Monday 3 January 2011 6:20

your really pretty

MnBran6 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:34

116 her really pretty what?

MnBran6 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:34

116 her really pretty what?

Po1ntBlank 0

Monday 3 January 2011 16:41

he meant the person he was replying to (Mercedes) is pretty

Sansa_fml 38

Tuesday 28 April 2015 18:01

totally. He is a little shy, that's really cute :)

talun 10

Friday 31 December 2010 12:23

But did he take them off?

partychix246 0

Friday 31 December 2010 16:47

I'm guessing he did not otherwise this would not be an fml.

krystal753 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:07

true dat

hellogoodbye1996 6

Friday 31 December 2010 12:23

I moderated this

OreosBeGooood15 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:48

Who gives a shit ?

chaosdragn16 2

Friday 31 December 2010 13:47

Jesus.

starile 19

Friday 31 December 2010 15:38

No, not even Jesus cares.

Person000 0

Friday 31 December 2010 18:06

sooo did 50 other people you retard. no one cares. dumb ****.

fmylifedam 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:33

congratulations you have officially became a dumass would you like a certificate of honor titled dumbass on it? congrats!

Terezi 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:16

Says the person that can't spell dumbass. Fail

hockey_girl10 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 4:06

haha

fml98kevin 4

Monday 3 January 2011 8:00

lol

amayaa_fml 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:23

that's kind of cute?

motero 0

Friday 31 December 2010 19:13

ptettyy!!!"

starile 19

Friday 31 December 2010 12:24

Well it was probably inappropriate for him to be naked wherever he was walking in from. He obviously can take them off, op.

kittycat1597 10

Friday 27 July 2012 6:54

Pli

Neekadeek 2

Friday 31 December 2010 12:27

hahaha classic!

mollieOdare 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:30

Maybe hes insecure? Gotta cut him some slack.

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