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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 19:53 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

That old man surely knows how to promote himself. No more trench coats, gotta keep up with the technology.

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This man is the Master Cyberpunk Troll.

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Palirose 22

Im a little bit curious myself and want to see if his webpage is real. Am I wrong for being this curious? Lol

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Cleu 12

No, it's fine to be curious, but remind yourself that curiosity killed the cat.

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SJParker 13

I just want to know how this makes op's life suck.

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LowExpectations 30

#129, it sucks for OP because he/she was exposed to old man dong.

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applebramble 22

It could be one of those bad grandpa pranks from Jackass haha

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Chumbowamba 10

Genius ******* genius!!!!! and maybe he wasnt attractive XD i doubt. it would be here if it was a person who was model type hahaha

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perdix 29

#2, do you want people to go see the picture of that naked, old dude? Interesting.

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negb 30

So that exact shirt with the code leading to the naked old man or a shirt like that leading to a naked picture of you? Or both?!

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starile 19

#18, it'd be the best troll ever! No one will ever suspect a grinning old naked man. His grandkids probably made that shirt for him as a Christmas gift.

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Soloman212 28

I would hope his grand kids don't have pictures of him standing naked and grinning.

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IvyOswin 17

With jokes like those, I bet #69 gets a kick out of being the 69th commenter.

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vipirius 18

69 It's people like you that make new wish FML had an age limit.

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gimmicksz 9

#69 is 26yo lol age limit wont do anything

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Nyx_fml 23

That old man surely knows how to promote himself. No more trench coats, gotta keep up with the technology.

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michael666 7

no shit, he's the next wave of sex offenders, except its not his fault when you see him naked.

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You can make a shirt like that foryourself for about $20.

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rememberkids 14

Pedo Vans and Free Candy are SO 20th Century...

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DKjazz 20

In all seriousness, is a shirt like this legal? It seems equivalent to meatspinners and lemonpartiers. I can't think of a reason it isn't legal, except for being similar to trenchcoat flashers. Even then, they chose to scan the qr code.

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abbypoo 11

Yeah, but now you have an awesome story!

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perdix 29

That blows up the stereotype about how old people can't use technology ;)

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gc327072 30

But not the one that old people love to troll.

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perdix 29

#34, no, that one is on the money more often than not ;)

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SlapAndTickle 20

Funny thing Perdix, after reading most of your comments for a while, I can imagine you doing this.

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Not_Impressed13 9

I don't think I want to see Perdix do this... lol!

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Enslaved 36

Hmmmm instead-- I picture him wearing the Official "FML" T-shirt, waiting to see if one of us would recognize this site and question who he is. :P

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perdix 29

#55, your instincts are right. Instead of a photo, I'm thinking a naked Zumba video. Leaving snacks in the tree outside my window for my stalkers is working out expensive, especially catering to those with nut allergies.

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chabelo 10

im a perdix fan since 2009 or 2010 lol I can see him doing exactly something like that. . and I agree a video would be better

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RoboCunnilingus 23

#34 is thumbed down but #42 has been thumbed up. Why exactly?

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vffjvsegb 11

You'll be forever scarred of QR codes

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MermaidAnnariea 10

maybe both. scared and [mentally] scarred.

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laden_swallow09 34

If that's all it takes to be mentally scar you for life… having psychotic episodes, hallucinating… you likely have deeper problems than seeing an old man, naked.

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DarkSaul 20

What you seen, cannot be unseen. Am I the only who got a freaking mental image in my mind.

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