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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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hk_fml 9

Friday 17 July 2009 23:58

Gross. FYL. And you know what, I bet half of the chicks telling her to stop dressing like a **** wear shorts and tanktops while outside on hot days. Does that mean you look like a prostitute? **** no. It's unfortunate this had to happen to her.

Glam_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:41

Eww, I feel your pain. Unfortunately, I have had a similar thing happen to me and it is really gross. And to all you idiots saying stop dressing like a ****: I was wearing a long skirt and a white tank top (not low cut) when it happened to me, so clothes oftentimes aren't even the issue - it is the pervy old men. I'm sorry, but I am not going to walk around in an over sized turtleneck and baggy sweatpants in 80+ degree weather. And I shouldn't have to.

Comments

elitegymnast 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:01

OMG, that sucks. :(

hellokittywhore 0

Friday 30 April 2010 22:52

I gotta ask... what does it being 5pm have to do with anything??

00yoda4 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:38

it's not too laght to see clearly is my guess

hockeyplayer82 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:37

she only works after 9

MizzKilljoy69 11

Monday 27 August 2012 22:05

1 you're a ******

ohmyuni 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:05

i like chocolate

BBGood_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:47

I like Cupcakes XD

Cupcakeshizz 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 20:38

cupcakes rule.

breenarae25 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:22

agreed, and that's all I gotta say about that

whoisthisgirl 4

Friday 3 December 2010 20:08

I like pizza...

LaurenKate 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:05

Take a hint and maybe not dress like that? YDI.

seb12992 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:48

You don't know how she was dressed jackass. That goes to any other moron who left a comment similar to the fool who posted #3. (Yes, that includes you #5)

genius_man16 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:10

While I sort of agree with you do you really think some guy would think she was a prostitute if she was wearing a turtle neck and sweat pants? It is highly likely that she WAS dressing as a ****. And if she was, she deserves it. If she wasn't then she can't stop dressing as a **** because she wasn't in the first place, so the comments become moot. Think before you try and correct someone next time.

seb12992 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:32

I did think about it "genius". I'm still pretty sure it's stupid to say "YDI for dressing like a ****" when you have no idea what she was wearing. She could've been wearing some heels and a leather skirt that went below her knees, is that what crazy people like you consider dressing like a ****? She can't help it if the old man is a jackass.

heymcfly53 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 15:59

Have you ever seen shows like Cops, they catch prostitutes soliciting all the time and some of them are wearing tracksuit pants and jumpers, so really it depends on where you are, not always how you're dressed. Kudos #57

hanamama 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:07

What kind of makeup were YOU wearing? :-)

SpasticTurnip 4

Friday 17 July 2009 23:10

Take the hint, Stop dressing like a **** :)

breenarae25 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:24

how the fudge do u know she was dressed like a prostitute? where does it say that in her FML ???

breenarae25 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:26

ps, emos = dumb ppl who enjoy cutting themselves while listening to heavy metal

imsobad 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:37

there's a really good chance she was dressed like a **** if she was mistaken for a prostitute, for obious reasons. maybe she wasn't, but I think she was. and there's nothing wrong with emo's, bitch.