By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

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Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your brother is a strange individual. My sister has been married twice and has 3 children, but in my head she's never had sex. Not even once.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

I dont believe the comma was necessary in your sentence. Also im pretty sure he was just trying to get them to stop in a weird way

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loganberrybat 11

I don't believe you should be correcting other people's grammar when yours looks like that.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

On the bright side, OP's family must be close to your boyfriend

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201chasew 22

He may have heard them, and his comment may have made them awkward enough to stop.

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MidnaLink 33

"And kept going". Clearly not awkward enough.

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Cherryta 17

Your brother wants to hear details about you having sex? Erm...

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iShanny 13

I assumed the brother was being sarcastic, trying to get them to stop or be more quiet, and the boyfriend didn't take the hint. If I'm wrong, then that's super creepy.

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JMichael 25

If he keeps going that way then pretty soon he'll be begging to join in.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

@iShanny You could be right but the boyfriend saying "Sure" may not be that he didn't take the hint. It may simply be that he doesn't care. Why should they bother quieting down when the brother already knows what they are doing? Realistically, since it's their house, why should they quiet down at all. If the brother doesn't want to listen he can turn up the television, play loudish music, put on headphones, or go elsewhere for a little while.

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MrConcise 34

Let's hope they were friends before you bedded him.

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MzZombicidal 36

Maybe it was just some goofy joke they made up? Lol. I wouldn't be too upset, though. Your brother didn't barge in and you didn't get interrupted! Win-win! :P

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clumsylobster 17

Do something crazy. Scream a song in Vietnamese or something. Give him something to talk about.

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papygeorges 17

You gotta give your boyfriend thumbs up for not loosing his... Focus! Plus it looks like he tries hard to fit in the family! If I may.

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sylverdrag_fml 9

On the plus side, this is the answer that guarantees the least interruption. Think about it, every other answer would result in more nonsense.

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Ashwathi 21

That's cool that your brother is at good terms with your boyfriend! That's kind of awkward for you though ...

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