Intimacy: Nope out of there

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 23 272

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 724

You deserved it 78 319

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 585

You deserved it 47 214

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 477

You deserved it 6 198

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 527

You deserved it 17 446

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 999

You deserved it 8 945

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 045

You deserved it 5 468

By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 242

You deserved it 36 257

By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 398

You deserved it 32 903

By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 837

You deserved it 35 988

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 540

You deserved it 48 715

emery52 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:28

i never understood phone sex

icehot 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:45

when you start pushing the pound key over and over

Comments

SturmFireforge 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:10

Wow. Nice job.

qwerty475 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:45

Your dad was masturbating while listening on another phone

kyle4321 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:58

LOL yeah he was!

MasterModeraor 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:43

So ur dad raped your boyfriend in front of your family!?! YDI

ninaaftermath 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:02

YDI for having phone sex

bexox 0

Monday 6 July 2009 8:08

If that's the case it's good that that's what they're doing rather than real sex. Why do people on here think its a big deal anyway?

Secret_Fire_King 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:01

hahaha.. YDI.. but, I hope you put a condom over the phone (to be safe)..

ashlinmarie 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:46

awkward:/

cucumberfabulous 7

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:10

YDI

seb12992 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:44

I agree, when I read "phone sex" I automatically thought she deserved it.

dang_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:58

totally deserved. idk if your dad picked up another phone in the house or if he stood outside your door and listened, but either way, you should be aware of other people in the house when you do stuff like that lol

littlemisshottie_fml 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 14:54

yum anyone wanna give me their number?? :)

Thabb 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 16:27

F his life, not yours.

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:11

Happened to me once. It was pretty awkward.

Shock98 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:16

f(yourboyfriends)life. that's so awkward.

rafaelaugusto94 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:19

embarrassing

msbetsy 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:20

Your dad is awesome! He's making sure you don't get pregnant/STD infected, one boyfriend at a time.

ndawgg 6

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:18

By telling her not to have phone sex? The key part of that being "phone." Where she can't get pregnant or VD/STD/STI or whatever they're called now.

Nick402 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:23

Well, if they're having phone sex, chances are they're doing a lot more than that when they're actually together. And who says that he's telling them not to have sex? He could just be talking about how to be safe and everything.