Intimacy: Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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You deserved it 1 723

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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You deserved it 4 990

By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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You deserved it 158

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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You deserved it 47 636

By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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You deserved it 8 687

Rich531 21

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:17

that's not the breast way to start the day

hugoni2000 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:17

**** the season...

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Rich531 21

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:17

that's not the breast way to start the day

thawny_fml 21

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:28

It's a mammary he won't soon forget

Bunnyluver 20

Friday 1 April 2016 3:11

I love it when puns don't get over used! Awesome job.

hugoni2000 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:17

**** the season...

Curtis66 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:19

Try to find some eye bleach.

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 24 January 2016 21:23

Better than getting a picture of her pussy?

Bunnyluver 20

Friday 1 April 2016 3:14

This is the second time I have seen you with negative votes and I don't even use this alot.

Sonotsuave 35

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:19

Well at least they still keep their romance going?

Mauskau 35

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:46

At least it's his mum and not another woman!

Gib31 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 2:15

I think that's kinda cute, even if he would rather have not seen this hahaha! (sorry if my English is bad)

tin_cup 27

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:20

I just threw-up a little in my mouth

Dick_diamond 22

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:27

Threw up

pop17123 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:20

Well next time you wait for your phone asked a friend.

FSGInsainity 15

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:45

But what if it happens again? Then it gets worse.

HerrPoopyPants 16

Monday 25 January 2016 5:09

#6, was that even English.

tranced_ 45

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:24

That'll keep you off of **** for a very long time..

SebastianCT 14

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:26

No one should ever have to see that. RIP OP 2016

Boxer3421 13

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:28

Pics or it didn't happen.

WreckeRalph36 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:29

At least it was only **** you seen. Could've been much worse OP

Shallow_Dream 8

Monday 11 April 2016 23:43

right you are. I for one don't really like Arby's.

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Same thing different taste

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