Intimacy: Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 16/02/2022 06:00

Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sextape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

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Cali 54

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:21

My question is this: did OP convert the sex tape as well? This needs a follow-up!

Welshite 39

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:22

That wasn't just any sex tape, OP. It was the tape of your conception. Family memories are great aren't they?

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Cali 54

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:21

My question is this: did OP convert the sex tape as well? This needs a follow-up!

utrax 23

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:21

Nothing's like celebrating Christmas by watching your parents' self-made porno.

Welshite 39

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:22

That wasn't just any sex tape, OP. It was the tape of your conception. Family memories are great aren't they?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:24

Halloween came early for you.

moocowmilk0 19

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:29

merry Christmas

Eivana 37

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:40

The idea was good, but I would never in my life just go into my parents room and collect their tapes.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 22 December 2016 19:30

Exactly. Should have asked to borrow the tapes in order to watch them and then OP would only have gotten the right ones. Hopefully. :)

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 22 December 2016 6:03

And to whom are you giving that as a Christmas gift? The Internet, perhaps?

CGPainting 0

Thursday 22 December 2016 6:38

When snooping in someone's house without their permission (regardless of good or bad intentions), you cannot get mad at what you find.

mazor 22

Thursday 22 December 2016 8:43

Ross? Monica? Is that you?

Waxman_ 6

Thursday 22 December 2016 9:04

convert that too!

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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

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Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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Today, we had a power surge. I don’t know how, but the living room TV blew up and burned the image into the LCD so that even though the telly is dead, you can still see a freeze frame of the last thing I was watching. It was a porno, and you can see absolutely everything. My dad is going to kill me. FML

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Today, my sons are such idiots that they had a blazing punch-up that put both of them in hospital, all because one of them stole the last cigarette from a packet. Never mind they both have their own cigarettes, but for some reason the theft of this one cigarette was the last straw that lead to a punch up. FML

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Today, I thought my parents were divorcing over money, but it turns out the real reason is that my dad has been cheating for two years with a 20 year-old girl from his work. He only told my mom two months ago, after he got the girl pregnant. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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Thanks dad

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