Intimacy: Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 16/02/2022 06:00

Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sextape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

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Cali 54

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:21

My question is this: did OP convert the sex tape as well? This needs a follow-up!

Welshite 39

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:22

That wasn't just any sex tape, OP. It was the tape of your conception. Family memories are great aren't they?

Comments

TinScarecrow 15

Thursday 22 December 2016 10:22

Well they are a couple. You cannot pretend you were an immaculate conception. YDI for snooping

Snarkydi 0

Thursday 22 December 2016 12:50

Oh god. Put them all back, act like this never happened, and find another Christmas present for them. And again, most importantly, this never happened.

acmariner99 25

Thursday 22 December 2016 17:52

Need some brain bleach?

Seeya55 31

Thursday 22 December 2016 18:07

Your best bet is to say you had them shipped to a company that does it, not that you did it yourself!

samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 22 December 2016 19:50

Time to gouge your eyes out!

shitstorm28 11

Thursday 22 December 2016 20:13

Nice idea, poor execution.

Dominus101 20

Thursday 22 December 2016 20:15

I bet OP is " Mortified " Yikes !

cek727 16

Thursday 22 December 2016 20:57

No good deed goes unpunished.

MissPanda85 5

Thursday 22 December 2016 23:11

I don't think it's snooping. Many families are very open and have no problem with their close family coming over while they aren't home or borrowing things. My parents would think nothing of me going to their house and going through their stuff, except their bedroom of course! Which is where sex tapes should be kept.