By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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Hockey_fan 0

Shoulda been "Grab daddy a beer" ....he missed the opportunity

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livewire1701 8

She officially has the intelligence of a parrot.

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YourEvilHero 12

now is when you tell your husband he's changing diapers until she learns how to day mommy.

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monkeys1315 0

Haha at least you no when she goes now.

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JuggaletteKlown 0

What does Tennessee have to do with her husband being a dick?

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enonymous 8

I was kind of hopping she would have been like that cartoon frog and put the top hat and cane on and start singing "Hello my baby"

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EvilPotato 14

"hello my honey, hello my friends in style."

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enonymous 8

Michigan J Frog reference

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EvilPotato 14

74 no man I'm thinking Bugs Bunny & Tweety show bro.

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enonymous 8

78 - yep Michigan J Frog is the character from looney toons.

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Hockey_fan 0

Shoulda been "Grab daddy a beer" ....he missed the opportunity

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applegrape 0

Nahh he he shoulda taught her to say, go make daddy a sandwich.

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GRRSOM 7

@3: All that hopping must have gotten you tired.

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enonymous 8

Thank you for catching part of the joke

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NomOnShroomz 14

Grrsom, you know you can just comment on the comment, right?

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mistersheezy 7

You should have taught her to tell him "clean me"

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NomOnShroomz 14

Dude, you're sick for thinking that way about a baby... and I'm pretty sure pervish is not a word.

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Senior29 8

maybe he was tryina teach her "boob"?

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centarous85 0

The guy who thinks the preggo woman was testing her breast milk for poison, who is from pakistan

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Senior29 8

lol m i being stalked?

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Sabraynay 10

On the plus side, at least you'll know it was her and not the dog.

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live_2_eat 5

Lol, that's hillarious! Hey, think of it this way, at least she'll have an interesting story to tell when she's older.

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