By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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Hockey_fan 0

Shoulda been "Grab daddy a beer" ....he missed the opportunity

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applesmama 9

@ #14 Thats kinda the way i was thinking...none of that lame mama dada stuff :)

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indielove 13

It's always good to stand out from the average first words.

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mgsoloist 14

Yeah mine was JC Penny.

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GrammaticalNazi 2

Mine were: "From a philosophical viewpoint, Stephen King's The Stand is purely the age-old battle between good and evil."

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skyttlz 32

Mine was kitty which is still kinda plain

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llamalpaca382 13

Mine was "tweezers" xD

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HomeAl0ne 20

I think "Quote" would be a good first word. Then your last word on your deathbed could be "Unquote".

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2wenty0ne21 0

Hey man that's an entire sentence already. Id of said good job.

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Sankuri 9

That's actually the best first word story I've ever heard.

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zombiekitten87 12

She spoke two words? That's kind of amazing, even if one of them was 'poop'.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

It really is. I'd be proud and amused if it were my kid. And if she was actually speaking the truth, I'd be doubly proud. What a little helper! Tell hubby to keep up the good work.

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Egnar 19

Were you expecting your daughter to walk up to you with a monocle in her eye and have an in depth discussion of the finer points of politics with you? She's a baby speaking her first words. All she cares about is being close to her parents, eating, ******** and sleeping. I understand you probably wanted her to say "ma ma" but she'll get there eventually.

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lmaoatall 6

He didn't teach her to say that. She just over heard him complaining one to many times, 'damn, I pooped myself again'. Thankgod he doesn't yell out, honey, come here and help me wipe my crap off my ass cheeks. Imagine her repeating that in public.

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Iknoweverything 29

I think it would have been obvious that they would have been something weird if the dad was practicing with her in secret? Although of all first words, those are probably the more relevant ones... you can change her before the smell spreads around the house!

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