Kids: Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school...

By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By kindgartin - 23/04/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By Mama - 22/10/2024 20:00 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, I recently taught my 6 year-old son that, to be polite, you have to pretend you haven't noticed if someone farts. Now it embarrassingly just happened to me, and he shouted with a big smile, "See? I'm pretending I didn't hear it!" FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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Good boy

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Saturday 25 May 2013 12:11

Did the class ask are you his mother or his Farter?

Mr_Satan 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 13:33

I certainly hope so. It's never okay to Pope little boys...

Comments

Codezlol 21

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:54

Atta boi

OMJizzzle 2

Sunday 26 May 2013 9:15

You suck at spelling

Inediblepeaches 15

Monday 27 May 2013 5:22

...Thats the only thing he sucks at?

TheReaper13x 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:55

I would have piped him upside the head

guitarbeast 22

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:01

I hope you don't have children

feelingold 18

Saturday 25 May 2013 23:49

in all seriousness though, where's the discipline? my parents would never have accepted that sh*t. I'm not talking beating or anything, but your kid needs to be schooled into some respect.

Wizardo 33

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:56

Brace yourself, gas jokes are coming your way.

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 25 May 2013 12:09

*coming in your general direction.

Wizardo 33

Saturday 25 May 2013 13:08

I wonder who the cloud will hit first?

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:56

Seems more an answer a 5 year old would deliver than a 10 year old. Hopefully your students are at least half-decent enough to not let this embarrassing moment haunt you.

botanistjessica 24

Saturday 25 May 2013 16:58

Honestly, I wouldn't put this statement past a 30 year old man

TheReaper13x 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:57

I mean poped not piped

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 12:50

No, I think you mean "popped."

Mr_Satan 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 13:33

I certainly hope so. It's never okay to Pope little boys...

sexyboi1985 27

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:57

What a lovely kid u have there. Full of manners.

chabelo 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:57

well he's just 10 forgive him children and drunk people always tell the truth

maosquare 18

Saturday 25 May 2013 12:46

Really? My 7 years old niece sure lies like a psychopath.

darwinism 30

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:59

"Well class, for show and tell today we will learn about adoption. I even have props". That will teach him.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Saturday 25 May 2013 22:41

No, that's just cruel and a ridiculous overreaction to something so trivial.

Ambient25 24

Saturday 25 May 2013 12:00

This is the part where you tell him "don't make me get my belt". If he keeps mouthing off, go get it, bring him to the ground, put your foot on his back, and raise your wrestling belt high for the class to see!