By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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tygerarmy 35

Did the class ask are you his mother or his Farter?

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Mr_Satan 11

I certainly hope so. It's never okay to Pope little boys...

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Really? Would it have really taken you any more time to just write out 'beans'?

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MisterEx 28

Really? Would it have taken you more brain cells to understand the need to write it the way I did? Given the fact that OP is a teacher and gives grades?

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Kuhu1993 21

Hahahahahah ..Don't you just love your kid :) But don't worry ,some kid would do something more embarassing and you'd be off the hook :P *Let the thumbsdown begin*

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sexyboi1985 27

Over all this negativity... All thumbs down !

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larsak 3

You should say "well... You fap a lot."

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Hey, at least you're not as anal retentive as the class probably thought.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Passing gas is nature. I'm sure your junior high school class can say the same about some of their parents. My Dad and Mom fart at home too. Very.. Very proud farts at home...

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newzealand 28

Poor mum haha, cheeky little bugger if you ask me. At ten you know what's going on enough to know that that's a low blow.

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LyraAlluse 25

I would have confirmed his statement by ripping a big fart in front of the whole class. Then I would have let out a big belch for good measure.

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Jharrist89 12

At least he didn't say you stink the bathroom up!

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