By hfs palm - 21/06/2015 21:37 - United States

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML
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nonsensical 26

Honey, I cuffed the kids.

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appygirlify 17

That's gonna be a bit of a mess. :/ Good luck op.

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appygirlify 17

That's gonna be a bit of a mess. :/ Good luck op.

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gosh_mate 30

#1 rule with handcuffs- always have the key safe and present

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mds9986 24

Handcuffs are an adult toy, you shouldn't let three kids handle them.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

They really aren't difficult in the slightest to get out of without a key. Everyone is overreacting.

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184886837272837 32

#50<--- this guy gets it. Handcuffs all have a very simple locking system and are by far the easiest locks to pick. All you need is a paper clip or a hair beret.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Well, time to saw off someone's hand.

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stingray112 24

Lol I like how it the wife said "my twins" instead of "our twins."

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may14th 26

Maybe the husband is their step father?

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ColonelCusswords 24

I want to play a game...

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MrConcise 34

Pretend is just "liar" for "I ****** up".

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MrConcise 34

I just let all the muscles in my body go limp, now what?

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josace 9

This doesn't make sense. OP didn't say he was pretending. He legitly lost the key. He didn't lie about it at all

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nonsensical 26

Honey, I cuffed the kids.

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hanna_1626 20

Haha this is the best comment I've ever seen!

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sprints54 19

Kids can't make a mess if handcuffed to something

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SweetSociopathy 24

Handcuffs have universal keys. Just buy another pair and use that key to unlock them- unless you wanna bring your kids by the police department to get them unlocked.

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2nd 20

Solid advice. Good luck OP! Also next time dont get anymore handcuffs.

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Wakachulak 22

There's a cheaper way. Take something thin and long and push it into the slot where the serrated hand goes into the locking mechanism. Push the latch inward and just open them. Yes, it is really that easy.

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aruden 25

Cheaper then buying another set of cuffs just go to a police/EMS uniform store handcuff keys are like a dollar unless you want fancy ones for five dollars

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Pinkiss_fml 21

Is it a good idea to sell handcuff keys so cheaply?

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Wakachulak 22

A criminal who unlocks his handcuffs will at best still be locked in the back of a squad car with two armed cops up front, and I don't think subs opening their cuffs without their dom's approval is a danger to society

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Megatron_Griffin 25

You can tighten them up pretty Damn well...I suppose there could be chance they could slip their hands through but it would probably be quite painful for them. Hopefully they've managed to stay calm through the ordeal OP. Good luck

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