By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 06:47 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML
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aislincalum 5

What did you say? I would have lost my shit.

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randomthing 22

The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p

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aislincalum 5

What did you say? I would have lost my shit.

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thesubconscious 9

"Oh Grandma, I think the Alzheimer's is making you forget why you are here"

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Mideoyeo 12

She's a old person OP..some old folks tend to be batty and mean. So just ignore her OP, its a special day just focus on that! :D

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sexygurllolz 1

you must have a loose butthole if you lose your *****

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patrickalamo 47

Grammy, I hope they are serving hotdogs that way you can go F**k yourself.

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Uramonkey 11

I lost my shit while reading this... Because i'm on the can.

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mojo5678 5

24- please kill yourself immediately

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efemel94 7

I imagined nicholas cage losing his shit over situation... I'll never sleep again.

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randomthing 22

The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p

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perdix 29

Wouldn't the worst thing that could happen be that the fiancé dumps the OP for the girl that Granny picked?

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perdix 29

#26, shouldn't your "no, duh" be targeted at #2?

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BaconBob20 6

At least he's with you, so don't be worried!

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fuzz97 23

All the stories on here about the elderly lead me to believe that old people have absolutely no discretion.

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outoftown 26

4, "old people have absolutely no discretion" The ones who do don't make it into FMLs. Unless they write them, which I plan to do when I am one.

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1crabbygirl 10

And they get away with a lot because people feel sorry for them. Old ppl have lived long enough to learn some tricks and to grow very, very brash.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Grams didn't take her meds. You'll have to excuse her. Don't forget to tell her about the "absolutely wonderful" retirement home where she will meet many lovely people like herself. ;)

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JaykeXD 9

Got granny running interference. Bravo sir!

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Blueglasscup 18

"Simply absolutely girl"? What? Simply absolutely what?

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GothicAngel17 24

That missing word was the sole reason why I clicked "no" while moderating the fmls.

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beccaishereyay 11

I was waiting for someone to comment on that...

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the17doctor 12

Looks like op accidentally the whole quote

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luckyd880 12

She's prob just senile and forgets where she's at.

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perdix 29

Look at Granny the Pimp go! Trying to set up a threesome for her grandson and you! She's going into the Wingman Hall of Fame.

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perdix 29

#39, had Gran fixed the fiancé up with two big hillbilly dudes who made him "squeal like a piggy," that would be the bad kind, I suppose ;)

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dead247 13

#45 unless a lot of unsaid things happened which would have lead to such events happening.

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