Love: Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like...

By anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:28 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

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By James C - 18/04/2012 08:48 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 620

By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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You deserved it 1 513

By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 347

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By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

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You deserved it 5 051

By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 676

By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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You deserved it 3 112

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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You deserved it 2 796

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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You deserved it 3 574

TheBitchSlayer 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:12

I guess you can say she doesn't have good character then

Zigstyle308 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:10

What was her favorite character?

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Zigstyle308 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:10

What was her favorite character?

MrsDruidess 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 9:07

right??!! That was my first thought hahaha.

chibikatans 14

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:10

Well your date's reaction jumped the shark

ALegitOreo 11

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:11

Gotta be careful, some people are very protective of their Fandoms

dezman2000 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:12

Tumblr in a nutshell

crankawank 19

Thursday 16 July 2015 1:56

Did she stuff the breadsticks in her bag??

atomic_cupkake 4

Thursday 16 July 2015 6:37

yes, yes she did. ^

UnholyNunberXIV 11

Thursday 16 July 2015 6:43

you beat me to it

just1n12 18

Friday 17 July 2015 20:04

#74 omg haha

TheBitchSlayer 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:12

I guess you can say she doesn't have good character then

Wakachulak 22

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:13

You know nothing OP

Cads1 24

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:15

What was the TV show?

BigC_from_Bama 16

Thursday 16 July 2015 7:34

probably Game of Thrones. Bitches be crazy over Jaime!

Hunkapoo 19

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:15

That's seems immature of her. Oh well, her loss OP. agreed you life sucks

StraightUpBaller 14

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:15

My response to this will vary depending on the character!

InsanePPG 25

Wednesday 15 July 2015 17:30

Likewise!

iPixelCheese 19

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:15

Well now you know she is not the one

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Same thing different taste

Tonight, on First Dates…

But I'm a man

Freak

Is this catfishing?

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