By Andrew - 14/07/2015 17:59 - United States - Blackwood

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML
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sleepyfires 20

Of course not! They're mammals, you silly child.

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gracehi 31

Ah yes, the wild hamburger: known for devouring mice whole and sunbathing.

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HerMischief 21

Force a lizard down his throat and ask him if they taste the same.

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MrThump 16

Only **** stars like things forced down their throat.

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ChristinePi 36

Not everyone who is a **** star likes that and not all **** stars like it.

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PePziNL 20

44: Its a joke, not a lizard, don't take it so hard.

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bulletsinthewind 21

Was he serious with the question? At 10, he should know what reptiles are. Maybe he should pay more attention in school

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Stormcloak 20

Is it weird that I cringed more at the improper grammar of using "hamburgers" and "a reptile" than I did at the fact he actually thought it at all?

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sleepyfires 20

Of course not! They're mammals, you silly child.

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teentee401 36

The real question is whether or not mayonnaise is an instrument.

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khoov19 20

and the award for best educational system in the U.S. goes to New Jersey

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enginsteve 17

Jersey actually has a good educational system depending upon where you go. Stay away from the cities and the shore

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gracehi 31

Ah yes, the wild hamburger: known for devouring mice whole and sunbathing.

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ohjoy15 33

I don't know why the image of a sunbathing hamburger made me laugh so hard. But it did. Thank you for that.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Hamburgers sunbathe to toast their buns.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Aqua Teen Hunger Force FTW!! They get turned to dinosaurs.

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jake131000 21

Hopefully he was referring to cows and didn't know what a reptile is.

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MrThump 16

I hope you set him correct and told him that "hamburgers are pure awesome"

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tbabyxox 12

He may not go far , but he's defiantly going places ;P

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Woedel 25

Definitely not to school. And neither are you.

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Emi1y 21

If hamburgers are reptiles then hotdogs are amphibians.

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