Grrrrrroooooooooss

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
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flockz 19

cloudy with a chance of scalp.

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bulgeinmypants 0

Tastes like happy!

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Waggleton 0

Make a snowman and name him dandy druff

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DryHumor 4

74 - make a dandruff man and name him Mr. Dan Druff?

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ImFrackinBored 13

Don't eat the white snow? *_*

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21jason 9

Over the teath and threw the gums look out stomach Here it comes

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bulgeinmypants 0

Tis the season.

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RetardedChipmunk 7

89 is the perfect example of most punlic schooling...

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mystifisvt 4

I eat dandruff for breakfast every morning. It's full of calcium, so they say.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I love you, Brian. Huge fan.

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blackheart24 10

Frosted flakes are more than good, They're grreat!!

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

111- I think it's more like first grade English.

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rabTAI 3

You should have given him some name of good brand anti dandruff shampoo :)

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dumboears 8

I admit, I giggled at 105's comment. But what I came here to say is that the anti-dandruff shampoo actually makes your scalp worse off. Irony. Maybe he's already been using it and that's why his head is so dandruff-y?

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alyssamarie03 0

Head & shoulders!!

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adrayy 4

Sweet! I didn't know dandruff is alive nor that it travels in swarms.

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slick5880 22

Hate to break it to you but that sounds more like lice.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Many things that you do not yet know, there are, young paddawan.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

18: Now THAT made my day, thank you.

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tsim_fml 0

18 - beat me to it. darn

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HideouslyHuman 10

Eyes and ears and nose and mouth...Head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes. (I couldn't leave that song unfinished!)

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G97Alex 21

I know what giving head is, but how do you give shoulders?

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2ndSucks 15

88- Special positioning when a girl is being eaten out. Flexibility!

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poppaof6 0

That wasn't dandruff. That was snow from Santas head. He was taking the bus to NY for the thanksgiving day parade.

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PopsicleLicker 0

hide yo kids, hide yo wife... and hide yo husband! They rape'n ery'body out here.

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GirlWithName1324 0

Or maybe he was a drugee and it was crack. The possibilities are endless if you have an imagination ;)

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Symmetry88 0

Think of it as a snowfall, but DON'T open your mouth. And get that dude some head and shoulders.

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