Slimed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

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MrBoredGuy 1

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

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quinnbar 6

did you ask him HOW he got a booger in your hair....?

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If_Yes_Ment_No 3

He probably casually wiped his nose and then started to touch her hair but didn't realize that the booger went on his hand

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lil_miss_katii 7

Romantic moment...? lol at least he told you

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fancyclown 9

Hahah, currently picturing OP sitting there on FML with a booger in her hair.

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hellokittay 5

That is disgusting. Atleast he tried to clean it off.

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Rddvl 11

Honesty is the best policy...somewhat. Just wash your hair and scrub it good.

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yahoowizard 16

...and gives the boyfriend a reason to do this more often

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ilovesarcasm 18

At least he didn't panic and try to brush it out...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Probably not very, mine are usually more on the tangy side.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

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blackstar994 5

Why do you two still eat your boogers?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You know how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

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blackstar994 5

So 36. You don't still eat yours, do you?

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ohmylanta22 5

Sometimes showers don't get sticky things like gum and boogers out. They just set them in the hair so they're harder to get out. By the way x=12.4

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RetardedChipmunk 7

Why cant anyone refrain from solving my math problem?

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FunwithBumperCar 0

Boogers are only the third worst thing you can get in your hair while intimate.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

What is the second one, if I may ask?

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FunwithBumperCar 0

I believe you are the dirty one, as I was clearly talking about knots and gum.

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blackstar994 5

Yeah 14 you're nasty!!!

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Palirose 22

In all honesty. The only thing I could think of was cum and gum. >_>

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jaredjudd21 2

He ejaculated through his nose?

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