Slimed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

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jazzymay1082 3

well atleast he tried to get some out he could of just left it there for you to find later

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CataracsFan 10

That's pretty nice of him, most people probably wouldn't say anything.

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MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0

Whats the FML?

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zoe768532 1

Well at least he admitted it.I dated a guy that did that , he didn't even tell me he was always looking at my head after and didn't do enything , then I looked in the mirror to find a huge booger.

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wikkedphuka91 0

sooooi get banned but u guys talk sexually explicit n it ok?

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frizbycatch 7

He was honest, u gotta be happy with that??? No??? :/

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OfficeNinja 5

Get used to it. My wife farts on me almost every night. Last night it was a mighty hurricane category 5 blast, complete with a trumpet fanfare introduction. It made the sheets ripple. It happens. No big deal when you are living together.

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